This is what happens when you’re trying to pack

the super soft blankets.

#thankyoutarget

#nothelpful

This is what happens when your 9-year-old scares the poop

out of you after falling off the half-pipe at a skate park.

#scariest3hoursofmylife

#ThankyouVanderbiltER

 

This is what happens when you combine vacation

with finishing your book…

Manuscript due in seven weeks!!

This is what happens when your dad lays on the sidewalk

in 105 degrees in Dallas, Texas to get the perfect shot.

 

This is what happens when daddy buys them giant stuffed animals

at the Perot Museum of Science and Nature.

 

#howamigoingtopackthese?

#it’stoohothere

 

This is what happens when you’ve been on the road for 7 months

and these are the ONLY shoes left in your suitcase…

#fakegrassflipflops

#needtogoshopping

 

This is what happens when your kids stop arguing long enough to pose in front of some “LOVE”.

 

This is what happens after two weeks at the beach…

#thankyounewportbeach

#threewipedoutboys

 

This is what happens at 7am in Newport Beach

walking your mama to get some much needed coffee…

 

This is what happens when you have 2 people, 248lbs of luggage,

but only 4 checked bags…

 

 

This is what happens when you’re only a mile from home

but everyone has to poop simultaneously!

 

 

This is what happens when you have to buy another suitcase on the way to the airport!

#stilloverweight

#parkinglotpacking

 

This is what happens when your kids play chess with the locals for four hours straight…

#freebabysitting

#tourlifehomeschooling

 

This is what happens when you request an apology letter from your 9-year-old!

 

This is what happens when you use a maxi-pad to wrap an injured knee on your 5-year-old.

This is what happens when you make trash bag curtains.

 

This is what happens when you kill your computer by melting it to the bottom of a pan.

This is what happens when your kid has a job on Hollywood Boulevard.

This is what happens when my 7-year-old puts on ALL his clothes.

 

This is what happens when we go to Floyd’s for haircuts.

 

This is what happens when I have to pack up eight suitcases, six backpacks, five skateboards, four scooters, a guitar, a portable drum set and a ukelele.

Note: Ukelele was lost on last flight, please message me if you’ve found it!

 

This is what happens when it pours on a Luau.

 

 

This is what happens when it’s just too long to wait until October 31st.

 

This is what happens when my food looks at me funny.

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